20 Minute CEO Speech Joke


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20 Minute CEO Speech Joke

20 Minute Speech

The CEO was scheduled to speak at an important convention, so he asked one of his employees to write him a punchy, 20-minute speech. When the CEO returned from the big event, he was furious.

"What’s the idea of writing me an hour-long speech?" he demanded to know. "Half the audience walked out before I finished."

The employee was baffled. "I wrote you a 20-minute speech," he replied. "I also gave you the two extra copies you asked for."
 
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I hope this is not a true story
 
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ha ha
 
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Long boring speeches

I’m sure I was at that convention!

Was it the first session after lunch
 
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By all means feel free to use it
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