Training Quotations

Help!!!

I have to do a presentations for college on Thursday the subject is identifying training needs, I have the presentation completed the only things that are missing are the quotations to start with and to end with I am completely stuck. Do you have any ideas for quotes that are related to training, I have tried searching the internet but haven't come up with anything.

Your help would be appreciated.


Kind Regards

The only ones that I can think about are more presentation orientated as a way of introducing a presentation

I often start with this joke. Mark Twain once said that "It takes three weeks to prepare a good off the cuff speech", so let's see what three hours can do...

Otherwise it may be worth trawling through some of the jokes web sites for training or teaching jokes and quotes. It is a long painstaking process that can take several hours but you can generally find something relevant.
Also you may be able to adapt an existing quote of joke to make it fit into a training environment. As one journalist once said "Never let the facts spoil a good story"

Please let me know if you find anything and I can add it onto the site to benefit others.

Kind regards

Thank you very much for that it has helped a great deal.

I found a training related quote which I may use for Thursday "There are three methods which we learn, First by reflection, which is the noblest, Second by Imitation which is the easiest, and third by experience, which is the bitterest"

Thanks again

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