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20 Minute CEO Speech Joke

 
07-11-04
JontyP
 
20 Minute CEO Speech Joke

20 Minute Speech

The CEO was scheduled to speak at an important convention, so he asked one of his employees to write him a punchy, 20-minute speech. When the CEO returned from the big event, he was furious.

"What's the idea of writing me an hour-long speech?" he demanded to know. "Half the audience walked out before I finished."

The employee was baffled. "I wrote you a 20-minute speech," he replied. "I also gave you the two extra copies you asked for."


 
18-05-05
JayeD
 
Posts: 2

I hope this is not a true story


 
18-05-05
grimes
 
Posts: 1
none

ha ha


 
16-05-07
remembrancebook
 
Posts: 56
Long boring speeches

I'm sure I was at that convention!

Was it the first session after lunch
remembrance-book.com


 
09-11-07
Doctor
 
Location: UK
Posts: 485

By all means feel free to use it




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